{"id":170,"date":"2014-07-21T09:58:05","date_gmt":"2014-07-21T16:58:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hollywood-nobody.com\/blog\/?p=170"},"modified":"2014-10-02T14:45:16","modified_gmt":"2014-10-02T21:45:16","slug":"copyrightcopywrong-or-throughout-the-universe-unto-all-eternity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hollywood-nobody.com\/blog\/?p=170","title":{"rendered":"COPYRIGHT\/COPYWRONG or \u201cTHROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE UNTO ALL ETERNITY\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Jews who invented Hollywood were smart.<\/p>\n

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They knew that if the actors in their movies were to become popular, they might start to make unreasonable demands upon their employers.<\/p>\n

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Their initial solution was to withhold the names of their performers from the public.<\/p>\n

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When that troublesome public fell in love with some of the key players and demanded to know their names, the founding fathers of the film industry came up responded with a quick fix:\u00a0 they put their actors under contract.<\/p>\n

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Long-term contract.<\/p>\n

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If a star attained super-nova status with a multitude of fans and, like Oliver, dared to ask, \u201cPlease, sir, I want some more,\u201d their response was \u201cMORE?\u00a0 You want MORE?!\u201d<\/p>\n

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In other words, FUGGEDABOUDIT!<\/p>\n

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If that same star refused to appear in substandard fare that would disappoint the public and degrade his or her image, the architects of the studio system responded with the threat of permanent suspension.<\/p>\n

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Thus, the familiar phrase\u2026.<\/p>\n

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YOU\u2019LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!<\/p>\n

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It was an almost perfect system.<\/p>\n

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And it worked, almost perfectly, until the late forties and early fifties when stars like James Cagney and Jimmy Stewart succeeded in breaking away from the contract system and going independent.<\/p>\n

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It was the beginning of the end.<\/p>\n

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The realization of the founding fathers\u2019 worst fears.<\/p>\n

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The stars began to demand\u2026and get millions of dollars for their work.\u00a0 This, at the same time, that the studios had to deal with the loss of ownership of their distribution systems (the Paramount Consent Decrees) and the threat of television!<\/p>\n

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They got luckier with writers.<\/p>\n

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Oh, boy, did they!<\/p>\n

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The old gang knew that writers, like actors, could become problems.<\/p>\n

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Writers, after all, own the copyright of their work.\u00a0 What if they started to demand control over their pathetic scribblings?<\/p>\n

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The pioneers scotched that snake long before it could coil and strike.<\/p>\n

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How?<\/p>\n

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By insisting that their writers assign their rights to the studios\u2026<\/p>\n

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\u201c\u2026throughout the universe unto all eternity.\u201d<\/p>\n

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I swear that phrase or some variant of it is in every contract I ever signed!<\/p>\n

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Novelists own the copyright to their novels.<\/p>\n

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Playwrights own the copyright to their plays.<\/p>\n

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Screenwriters, in America at least, have no rights at all.<\/p>\n

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And so it is that we suffer the slings and arrows of that wonderful process called\u2026wash my mouth out with soap\u2026development.<\/p>\n

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Under this totalitarian system\u2026<\/p>\n

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\u2026we become pregnant with an idea.\u00a0 We suffer wretched morning sickness as that notion grows inside us.\u00a0 We bear the unbearable pain of birth, delivering a beautiful child\u2026<\/p>\n

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\u2026which the studio midwives take from us and raise as their own.<\/p>\n

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And unless we get very, very lucky, our child grows up unrecognizable, dysfunctional, abused by studio executives, audiences and critics alike.<\/p>\n

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Some writers handle this better than others.<\/p>\n

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They laugh\u2026all the way to the bank.<\/p>\n

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Adam Kennedy, whose real name was Jack and who wrote a highly successful novel called The Domino Principle<\/em>\u2014a novel that became a Gene Hackman film, was also a screenwriter.\u00a0 His wife told me that she had accompanied him to the premier of a film for which he had received co-credit.\u00a0 They sat in the darkened theatre, watching the movie unreel, for about ten minutes.\u00a0 Finally, she leaned over to her husband and asked, \u201cJack, did you write any of this?\u201d\u00a0 His response?\u00a0 \u201cGod, I hope not.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Then, of course, there is the immensely talented Chris Columbus, whose work on Young Sherlock Holmes<\/em> I chronicled in my last blog.<\/p>\n

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His first produced screenplay was Reckless<\/em>.<\/p>\n

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I read it at Paramount years before it reached the screen and was quite frankly blown away by it.\u00a0 It told the story of a good girl from a well-to-do family falling in love with a bad boy from the wrong side of the tracks.<\/p>\n

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Romeo and Juliet<\/em> set in an Appalachian high school.<\/p>\n

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Familiar?<\/p>\n

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But it was told with the same intensity and passion that Shakespeare brought to his seminal play, and the boy was an amazing character.<\/p>\n

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Remember James Dean shouting to his parents in Rebel without a Cause<\/em>, \u201cYou\u2019re\u2026tearing\u2026me\u2026to\u2026pieces!\u201d?<\/p>\n

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Well, this kid was being torn to pieces by his love\/hate relationship with his father, and his plight tore this reader to pieces as well.<\/p>\n

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The movie made from this extraordinary script?<\/p>\n

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It was\u2026how shall I put it?…a disappointment.<\/p>\n

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Badly cast, badly directed, heavily rewritten.<\/p>\n

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Though I never met him, the word around town was that Chris Columbus attended a private screening of the film and cried.<\/p>\n

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Not, of course, because it was so moving but because it was so bad.<\/p>\n

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Possibly an apocryphal story but clearly an instructive one.<\/p>\n

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The next Columbus script to make it to the silver screen was Gremlins<\/em>.<\/p>\n

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Conceived and written as a terrifying horror film, director Joe Dante\u2014a huge fan of Chuck Jones and Bugs Bunny\u2014transformed it into a live-action cartoon, trading most of the chills for laughs.<\/p>\n

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It was anything but the movie Columbus had seen in his mind\u2019s eye and captured on the printed page.<\/p>\n

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But it was a huge success at the box-office and launched Columbus on one of the most remarkable careers in Hollywood history.<\/p>\n

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Then, of course, there was Young Sherlock Holmes<\/em>, the film that followed Gremlins<\/em> by a few months.<\/p>\n

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I know that in the case of Holmes<\/em>, Columbus dutifully executed every misinformed studio and production company note without complaint, and I\u2019m guessing he conducted himself in the same gracious way in the development of both Reckless<\/em> and Gremlins<\/em>.<\/p>\n

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It was the smart thing to do, and it has paid huge dividends over the years.<\/p>\n

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It was the course of action my friend Lorenzo Semple, Jr.\u2014who, after an amazing career, passed away recently at the ripe age of 91\u2014counseled all Hollywood writers to follow.<\/p>\n

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Lorenzo\u2014who created the unforgettable Batman<\/em> series back in the sixties and went on from all those POW\u2019s and BAM\u2019s and ZOWIE\u2019s to earn credit on The Three Days of the Condor<\/em>, The Parallax View<\/em>, and Papillon<\/em>, ultimately becoming Dino DeLaurentis\u2019 go-to writer\u2014almost never saw his work get to the screen intact.\u00a0 He was, invariably, rewritten on virtually everything he ever did.<\/p>\n

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But he never complained.<\/p>\n

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He had a wonderful life, and he made a lot of money, and what else, he asked, could anyone want?\u00a0 He had little patience with whiners like me who constantly ask, \u201cWhat have they done to my song?\u201d<\/p>\n

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He was right, of course.<\/p>\n

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But I can\u2019t help remembering that his favorite of all his work was Batman<\/em>, the series where he called the shots, and that his finest film was Pretty Poison<\/em>, the little masterpiece that, to the best of my knowledge, was not reworked by other writers.<\/p>\n

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PUT OFF BY DAN\u2019S WHINING?<\/strong><\/p>\n

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SHOCK AND SURPRISE.<\/strong><\/p>\n

READ CONFESSIONS OF A HOLLYWOOD NOBODY<\/em>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

SEE DAN SUBMIT TO STUDIO NOTES.<\/strong><\/p>\n

WATCH AS HE HELPS USA CABLE TURN<\/strong><\/p>\n

BLOODBROTHERS<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

INTO<\/strong><\/p>\n

A TASTE FOR KILLING<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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